Monday, January 11, 2010

horoscope

keslyn is so bored in class and she send me this email regarding the horoscope's characteristics.
She told me it is quite true, after reading I believed too. (:

Me Scorpio woman
A simple woman who always show what kind of a moods she is in.
You can tell right way if she up set, or if she is flirting with you.
She displays herself with her act much more than trying to say it for it's in her character.
A Scorpio woman has her own mysterious personality.
She is confident and deep down inside she is quite proud of herself.
She hates to think she is born a woman and so limiting her with a certain social acceptable rules. She is a real woman and despite her innocent and childish looks, she has a spirit of free soul. Many men will make mistake if they think she is a good follower, they are wrong.
She thinks being a plain simple housewife is boring.
She likes to have power and control over other people, but this will be only her secret, so you will only see a cute woman.
Every things she does will look good, and she has all the woman's trick you can think of.
She can manipulate men without they knowing it.
If you think she going to do everything you say because she loves you, then you will be disappointed.
She could be a little tomboyish and she can understand you by just looking in your eyes.
You may say sweet words which could sweep any woman, but not with the Scorpio woman.
She will use her X-ray eyes reading your thought of what you just said or what you are going to say.
She always smile and she can really hide her feeling.
She will constantly show you that she loves freedom.
If she has freedom, she will not leave you, but will even love you more.
If she wants something, she will do everything to get it.
She has her own sixth sense of people and you can feel that energy feed back when you around her.
She likes a man who can earn her respect, and she will also respect and feel proud of that man.
A man with power over her should not threat or challenge her confident.
She likes to have a good looking , strong and healthy man especially if she start to compare with her friends' boyfriends.
It is a plus if he hold a degree or a good career.
She is a hot lady. She likes heavy music.
She either loves or hates, there are no 'fond of', or 'like' for her.
Love has no 'may be', or 'perhaps'.
If she is real mad, she will trash and throw things.
Her wind storm can sweep all her dishes and you could get accidentally hit on your head for this matter.
Be calm, it is just your grand mother favorite china for she has good quality as much as her bad tempered.
Sometimes she shows her weakness, but it won't be long. She will put herself together and back to be that hot chili again.
If she loves you, it will be no matter what other people may say.
Her relationship will be more important than what is right or wrong.
Because of this reason, you may know some Scorpio woman become a second wife, a mistress. She is spoil, but she allows her love one to over power her.
Dating this woman, you should not keep old love letters in your pocket or in your house.
It could be a love letter 2 years ago, but never mind she will argue about this since this is a big deal for a suspicious woman.
Remember she has a temper of the shrew.
If you play a cold war with her, she will treat you likewise and double it.
If you stood her up once, she will stood you up 2-3 times.
She is quite fair in justice, so she can accept your apologies as much as she can pretend to accept things for now and wait for a pay back revenge in the future.
If you are nice to hear, she will double that to you as well.
A real fair woman. She likes to make and spent money.
She likes to have fame and reputations, and never let herself broke and have no name at the same time.
She is too proud and will not accept status of being 'Poor'.
She loves to have face, so if you are a manager with small salary, she will be proud more than more money being a truck driver.
She hates to think and she can not stand a feeling of being a 'Nobody'.
If you like her, play a little hard to get.
This will excite her a bit. When you go out on a date, set your schedule, but do not let she knows that you have planned this for weeks.
Always go to pick her up on time or better to go 5-10 minutes early.

Boyfriend Virgo Man
Time is precious for Virgo man and if you make him wait, he will consider that as an insult.
He hates to hear criticism and hates to be criticize.
If he is criticizing other people, then he must be influenced by other Zodiac.
He is and he likes to be a perfectionist.
He always think he is doing the right and appropriate thing , and often he thinks he makes no mistake.
He is a bright guy and could accept comments if he thinks it can improve himself.
He is the type who well adjusted to make changes.
He will spent money carefully and spent it worthwhile.
He will only extravagant for his personnel pleasure only.
He is quite romantic, a type of guy who can drive 100 miles just to tell you how much he misses you.
If he does not care about you, he will not even spent a dime to call you locally.
Long distant special low rate call is also out of the question.
He hates rough and crude people.
His woman has to be clean and dress well.
He inspects any thing in details beside being a perfectionist, so you could be lying in your bikini with a perfect figure and he can suddenly comments you about your big feet.
If you gain 2 pounds , he may comments you are getting too fat.
Before going out with this kind of guy, look at yourself head to toe in the mirror and ask yourself if you are really and entirely ready.
Unless he dates a model, then he will have less comments.
He is neat and tidy, so his life always in a schedule, a fix time to lunch, the same time to go home.
He is well knowledge about food and conscious about nutrition, so you won't see this guy eating a junk food, or strange and exotic food for sure.
You will see him in social events or party if only necessary.
He is gifted with acting, so if he says he can not go out with you because he is sick, then you will belief him.
He is a hard to please when it comes to what to eat, how to work, what kind of a woman to date.
He always neat and tidy all the times, even if he is in the army, he will be the cleanest soldier in the camp.
He likes to speak properly with no slang.
He hates laziness and lazy people.
He always act like a boring mature adults, but getting to know him , you will know he has his own charm.
He always see things clearly, so he is not the type to be blinded by love.
He is a kind and cool guy, but if constantly irritate with rudeness, ignorant, or stupidity then he will show you that he is annoyed.
You may see a guy in this Zodiac dress up in an old shirt and old Jean, but if you look carefully, you will see that his hair is neat and unconsciously he will touch his hair a lot.
His desk is always neat and if he sees small scrap paper on the floor, he will pick it up or put it in the basket.
People may think he is selfish, because when he says 'No', he really means it.
Any favor asked , he will help but always in his own limit.
The more he see faults in others, the less he wants people to see his.
If you want him to change his faults, try to tell him gently or he could take it as an insult.
He wants love that comes with quality, so he only has a few loves in his life.
Woman's trick will not work with him.
If he breaks up with a woman, he will also try to avoid all her friends and her environments too.
He is very picky and every breaking up, he will be double careful next time.
He can sweep woman with his charm, but he likes to keep his relationship like a friend.
He likes a sincere self confident woman, neat and clean, perfect and tidy.
A real two 'P' , picky and perfectionist Zodiac.

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